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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,796th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,004th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,152nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Corporate Police State
Rise above the rest, for you are better.
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Population13.626 billion

LeaderEdvvard Mann


The Constitutional Monarchy of Conalor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Edvvard Mann with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.626 billion Conolorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The all-consuming Conalorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,462 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 500,653 per year while the poor average 23,908, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and chocolate in Conalor has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Conalor's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Confuscianism.

Conalor is ranked 130,592nd in the world and 4th in The Ascendancy Federation for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 24.64 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,796thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,004thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,423rdLargest Black Market: 5,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,451stMost Avoided: 5,521stHighest Economic Output: 6,753rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,728thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,609thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,467thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,604thMost Pro-Market: 9,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,726thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,474thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,998thLargest Populations: 12,162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 12,524thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,320thHighest Drug Use: 14,522nd

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