The Republic of Con Pies Angland is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 5.417 billion Con Pies Anglandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.
The Con Pies Anglandian economy, worth 258 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,646 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, a major religion has been named as Con Pies Angland's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Con Pies Angland in an international press conference, and Con Pies Angland has designated Con Pies Angland City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Con Pies Angland's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Con Pies Angland is ranked 270,750th in the world and 4,083rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 741.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, Con Pies Angland has designated Con Pies Angland City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, Leader has just been declared ruler of Con Pies Angland in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, a major religion has been named as Con Pies Angland's national religion.
- : Con Pies Angland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, Harry Potter books are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Con Pies Angland, surveillance cameras are banned.
