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Largest Welfare Programs: 133rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 158th Most Advanced Public Transport: 257th
The Mass Line of
Iron Fist Socialists
Raise your hammers high comrades!
Influence
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Armed Citizen of NK
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Comradeland

Population12.609 billion

CapitalVorkuta
Leaderthe Central Committee

CurrencyLabor-Mark
AnimalOtter

The Mass Line of Comradeland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Central Committee with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.609 billion Comradelandians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorkuta. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Comradelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,687 trillion Labor-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 213,148 Labor-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Comradelandian grocery store, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, lobster tastes best when it is red, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comradeland's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Comradeland is ranked 99,920th in the world and 12th in North Korea for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 573.85 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 133rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 257thMost Pacifist: 283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 425thMost Compassionate Citizens: 480thNicest Citizens: 517thLargest Governments: 529thMost Subsidized Industry: 631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 648thHealthiest Citizens: 677thLowest Crime Rates: 799thMost Inclusive: 847thMost Developed: 884thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,086thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,101stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,126thMost Cultured: 1,131stSmartest Citizens: 1,268thTop
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Safest: 1,794thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,864thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,073rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,975thHighest Economic Output: 3,857thMost Secular: 3,888thBest Weather: 4,307thHighest Average Incomes: 4,695thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,137thMost Income Equality: 5,295thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,069thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,525thMost Influential: 10,756thNudest: 12,280thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,000thLargest Populations: 14,321st
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Comradeland lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Comradeland lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Comradelandian grocery store.
  • : Comradeland lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Comradeland lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Comradeland lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.

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