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Largest Welfare Programs: 141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd
The Mass Line of
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Comradeland

Population14.88 billion

CapitalVorkuta
Leaderthe Central Committee

CurrencyLabor-Mark
AnimalOtter

The Mass Line of Comradeland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Central Committee with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.88 billion Comradelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorkuta. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Comradelandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,298 trillion Labor-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,689 Labor-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, graffiti graces every city's streets, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comradeland's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Comradeland is ranked 207,526th in the world and 30th in North Korea for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -38.24 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rdMost Pacifist: 292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 416thMost Developed: 468thMost Compassionate Citizens: 472ndNicest Citizens: 531stLargest Governments: 532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 629thHealthiest Citizens: 659thLowest Crime Rates: 755thMost Inclusive: 767thMost Subsidized Industry: 799thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 974thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,028thMost Cultured: 1,162ndSmartest Citizens: 1,182ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,265thSafest: 1,595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,624thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,633rdTop
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Most Secular: 2,498thMost Efficient Economies: 2,858thBest Weather: 2,913thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,038thHighest Economic Output: 3,570thHighest Average Incomes: 4,768thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,759thMost Income Equality: 6,817thMost Stationary: 8,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,168thTop
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Most Influential: 10,821stLargest Populations: 13,535thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,492nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Comradeland lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Comradeland lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Comradeland suppressed a post on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United North Korea Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Comradeland, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.

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