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Most Primitive: 590thFattest Citizens: 870thMost Avoided: 955th
The Asahinan Commonwealth of
Compulsory Consumerist State
God, Glory, and the Commonwealth.
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Comrade Commisar

Population20.304 billion

CapitalAsahina
LeaderHigh Admiral Winters
FaithImperial Shrine of Yue

CurrencySilver Coin
AnimalNorthern Killing Whale

The Asahinan Commonwealth of Comrade Commisar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Admiral Winters with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.304 billion Asahinans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asahina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The powerhouse Asahinan economy, worth a remarkable 3,678 trillion Silver Coins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 181,157 Silver Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Comrade Commisar's national animal is the Northern Killing Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Imperial Shrine of Yue.

Comrade Commisar is ranked 981st in the world and 3rd in Valkia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 375.87 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 590thFattest Citizens: 870thMost Avoided: 955thMost Corrupt Governments: 981stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,060thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,408thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,424thMost Armed: 1,729thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,842ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,845thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,912thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,994thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,041stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,074thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,431stHighest Crime Rates: 2,560thHighest Economic Output: 3,219thLargest Populations: 6,605thLargest Black Market: 6,807thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,037thHighest Average Incomes: 8,559thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,797thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 21,792nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Comrade Commisar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : Comrade Commisar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : Comrade Commisar's influence in Valkia rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Comrade Commisar's influence in Valkia fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Comrade Commisar's influence in Valkia rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Comrade Commisar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Comrade Commisar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Comrade Commisar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Comrade Commisar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Comrade Commisar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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