The Armed Republic of Comrade 028 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 20.71 billion Comrade 028ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Comrade 028ian economy, worth 541 trillion Labormarks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 26,159 Labormarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade 028's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comrade 028 is ranked 134,569^th in the world and 1^st in Supremicists R Us for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.29 law-abiding acts per hour.