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Complete Bastards

Population45.51 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.51 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 38,160 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,517 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,510,490 per year while the poor average 49,782, a ratio of 110 to 1.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, funding for education has been redirected into the military, and the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 38th in the world and 4th in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 23,782.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Economic Output: 17thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27thFattest Citizens: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 43rdLargest Populations: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92ndLargest Gambling Industry: 113thMost Corrupt Governments: 115thLargest Agricultural Sector: 125thMost Devout: 152ndMost Patriotic: 162ndMost Armed: 174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182ndMost Stationary: 301stMost Primitive: 313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 331stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 484thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 741stLargest Governments: 770thLargest Retail Industry: 988thMost Conservative: 1,079thMost Efficient Economies: 1,658thLargest Black Market: 2,050thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,148thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,661stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,993rdRudest Citizens: 4,007thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,630thMost Influential: 6,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,276thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,654thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,624th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the region

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