The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 47.323 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 39,689 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,692 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,511,641 per year while the poor average 49,793, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, Complete Bastards believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 305,743^rd in the world and 57^th in Wysteria for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 1.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.