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Complete Bastards

Population38.987 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.987 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 32,703 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,835 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,427,281 per year while the poor average 52,027, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 225,648th in the world and 78th in Wysteria for Most Politically Free, scoring 0.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Avoided: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thHighest Economic Output: 16thFattest Citizens: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Populations: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59thMost Ignorant Citizens: 66thMost Corrupt Governments: 79thLargest Agricultural Sector: 80thMost Devout: 101stLargest Gambling Industry: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122ndMost Armed: 137thMost Primitive: 271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 279thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 305thMost Stationary: 350thLargest Governments: 501stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 535thLargest Retail Industry: 603rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,014thLargest Black Market: 1,090thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,584thMost Conservative: 2,950thRudest Citizens: 3,118thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,782ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,154thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,657thMost Influential: 7,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,335thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,650th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

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