The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.608 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 25,190 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 796,969 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,901,261 per year while the poor average 93,398, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

The nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness, healthcare funding has been cut, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 13,968^th in the world and 9^th in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with 1.86 Stalins.