The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.51 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 38,160 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,517 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,510,490 per year while the poor average 49,782, a ratio of 110 to 1.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, funding for education has been redirected into the military, and the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 38^th in the world and 4^th in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 23,782.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.