The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.987 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 32,703 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,835 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,427,281 per year while the poor average 52,027, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 225,648^th in the world and 78^th in Wysteria for Most Politically Free, scoring 0.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.