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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Most Avoided: 5th Fattest Citizens: 9th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Complete Bastards

Population32.684 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.684 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 26,076 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 797,840 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,821,634 per year while the poor average 97,469, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 131st in the world and 12th in Wysteria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 44,506.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thFattest Citizens: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thMost Devout: 56thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67thLargest Populations: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 120thLargest Gambling Industry: 131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157thLargest Retail Industry: 176thLargest Agricultural Sector: 250thMost Efficient Economies: 299thMost Armed: 319thLargest Governments: 368thMost Stationary: 425thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 458thMost Primitive: 562ndRudest Citizens: 1,175thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,704thLowest Crime Rates: 2,377thLargest Black Market: 2,471stMost Influential: 5,500thMost Extreme: 5,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,919thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,807thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,754thMost Authoritarian: 15,144th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Complete Bastards was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Corporate Republic of Augustalia, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Complete Bastards was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Complete Bastards was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Abercrombie zombie, curing 1 million infected.

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