by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Most Avoided: 5th Fattest Citizens: 6th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.608 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 25,190 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 796,969 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,901,261 per year while the poor average 93,398, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

The nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness, healthcare funding has been cut, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 13,968th in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with 1.86 Stalins.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thFattest Citizens: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thMost Devout: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Populations: 85thLargest Retail Industry: 110thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 239thMost Armed: 293rdMost Efficient Economies: 300thLargest Governments: 340thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 406thMost Stationary: 456thMost Primitive: 471stRudest Citizens: 759thMost Conservative: 1,417thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,188thLowest Crime Rates: 2,291stMost Extreme: 4,398thMost Influential: 5,170thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,917thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,868thMost Authoritarian: 13,968th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, mostly women are seen and not heard.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.


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