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Largest Insurance Industry: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Complete Bastards

Population42.261 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.261 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 35,406 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 837,809 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,505,838 per year while the poor average 49,740, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, only government officials may operate computers, military spending is on the increase, and bilingual Complete Bastards are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 31st in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 5.51 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Economic Output: 19thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 24thFattest Citizens: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Populations: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59thMost Patriotic: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 74thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80thLargest Agricultural Sector: 92ndMost Corrupt Governments: 96thLargest Gambling Industry: 106thMost Devout: 122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134thMost Armed: 149thMost Primitive: 306thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 340thMost Stationary: 371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 567thLargest Governments: 568thLargest Retail Industry: 824thMost Efficient Economies: 1,297thMost Conservative: 1,393rdLargest Black Market: 1,622ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,871stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,321stRudest Citizens: 3,560thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,445thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,659thMost Influential: 7,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,858thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,214th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bilingual Complete Bastards are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, only government officials may operate computers.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 747 million zombies.
  • : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 637 million zombies.

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