The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.261 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 35,406 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 837,809 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,505,838 per year while the poor average 49,740, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, only government officials may operate computers, military spending is on the increase, and bilingual Complete Bastards are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 31^st in the world and 9^th in Wysteria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 5.51 million Standard Monetary Units.