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Complete Bastards

Population35.617 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.617 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 29,456 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 827,036 shticlars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,842,228 per year while the poor average 176,470, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, political activists are routinely executed, euthanasia is illegal, and universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 170,319th in the world and 75th in Wysteria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Avoided: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thFattest Citizens: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Economic Output: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thMost Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 59thLargest Populations: 73rdMost Devout: 87thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109thLargest Gambling Industry: 113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 187thMost Primitive: 251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 258thMost Efficient Economies: 285thLargest Retail Industry: 340thMost Armed: 377thMost Stationary: 386thLargest Governments: 432ndLargest Black Market: 542ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 602ndMost Conservative: 1,108thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,699thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,308thRudest Citizens: 2,720thMost Influential: 6,343rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,329thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,176thMost Extreme: 11,662nd
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love The Supreme Bastard.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Complete Bastards's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, organ donation is compulsory.


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