The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.454 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 33,804 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 835,619 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,568,019 per year while the poor average 47,670, a ratio of 116 to 1.

Citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, criminals are thrown to the spotted jackals to repay their debt to society, school uniforms are compulsory, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 90^th in the world and 4^th in Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 31,277.75 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.