The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.301 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 32,195 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 840,581 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,335,382 per year while the poor average 54,923, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 205,642^nd in the world and 69^th in Wysteria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -135.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.