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We don't want the world, we just want your half.
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Complete Bastards

Population38.301 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.301 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 32,195 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 840,581 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,335,382 per year while the poor average 54,923, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 205,642nd in the world and 69th in Wysteria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -135.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Avoided: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thHighest Economic Output: 17thFattest Citizens: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thMost Ignorant Citizens: 64thLargest Populations: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 79thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thMost Devout: 92ndLargest Gambling Industry: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thMost Armed: 133rdMost Primitive: 264thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271stMost Stationary: 359thLargest Governments: 483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 532ndLargest Retail Industry: 556thLargest Black Market: 931stMost Efficient Economies: 968thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,420thLowest Crime Rates: 2,470thRudest Citizens: 3,052ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,188thMost Influential: 7,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,861stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,183rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,511thMost Extreme: 19,679th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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