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Largest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Complete Bastards

Population40.454 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.454 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 33,804 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 835,619 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,568,019 per year while the poor average 47,670, a ratio of 116 to 1.

Citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, criminals are thrown to the spotted jackals to repay their debt to society, school uniforms are compulsory, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 90th in the world and 4th in Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 31,277.75 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thFattest Citizens: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32ndHighest Average Incomes: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thMost Patriotic: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thLargest Populations: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68thMost Ignorant Citizens: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 89thLargest Agricultural Sector: 90thLargest Gambling Industry: 101stMost Devout: 113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thMost Armed: 138thMost Primitive: 267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 310thMost Stationary: 357thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 537thLargest Governments: 547thLargest Retail Industry: 679thMost Conservative: 915thMost Efficient Economies: 1,090thLargest Black Market: 1,448thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,698thRudest Citizens: 3,266thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,079thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,764thMost Influential: 7,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,632ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,596thMost Extreme: 20,625th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, criminals are thrown to the spotted jackals to repay their debt to society.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.

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