Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Most Avoided: 4th Fattest Citizens: 5th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.517 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 24,247 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 794,546 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,842,539 per year while the poor average 95,310, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Completely Bastardic Liberator", and it is a silent spring in Complete Bastards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 21,909th in the world and 4th in Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,592.09 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Avoided: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thHighest Economic Output: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thMost Devout: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64thLargest Retail Industry: 70thLargest Populations: 89thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 218thMost Armed: 262ndMost Efficient Economies: 315thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 330thLargest Governments: 336thMost Primitive: 414thMost Conservative: 451stMost Stationary: 580thRudest Citizens: 596thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,065thLowest Crime Rates: 2,435thMost Extreme: 3,509thMost Influential: 5,194thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,295thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,306thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,952ndMost Authoritarian: 12,232nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, it is a silent spring in Complete Bastards.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Completely Bastardic Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, penal labor is a de facto death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, children spout "We don't want the world, we just want your half." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military spending recently hit a new high.

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