The Alpine Empire of Compakt Repsublic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Minister Frontiniano with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.98 billion Compakt Respublicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trier Novis. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Compakt Repsublician economy, worth a remarkable 2,037 trillion Kimaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,918 Kimaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Compakt Repsublician democracy, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Compakt Repsublic's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Compakt Repsublic is ranked 98,871^st in the world and 7^th in Saeculum Obscurum for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,764.38 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.