The Alpine Empire of Compakt Repsublic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Giorgio the Democratizer with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate population of 6.505 billion Compakt Respublicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trier Novis. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Compakt Repsublician economy, worth a remarkable 1,319 trillion Kimaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,867 Kimaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and snitches get riches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Compakt Repsublic's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Compakt Repsublic is ranked 3,183^rd in the world and 4^th in Saeculum Obscurum for Highest Poor Incomes, with 172,476.27 Standard Monetary Units.