The Alpine Empire of Compakt Repsublic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Giorgio Marcozi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.195 billion Compakt Respublicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trier Novis. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Compakt Repsublician economy, worth 767 trillion Kimaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 183,065 Kimaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Compakt Repsublic's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Devinism.

Compakt Repsublic is ranked 4,057^th in the world and 8^th in 21st Century Rome for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.9 years.