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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 871stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,589th
The Blue Sky of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All are equal
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Communistica

Population19.815 billion

CapitalMoskva
LeaderThe Supreme Comrade
FaithNone

Currencynone
Animalall

The Blue Sky of Communistica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Comrade with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.815 billion Communisticans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The all-consuming Communistican economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,133 nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, Communistican scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Communistican restaurants, and lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communistica's national animal is the all, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Communistica is ranked 168,995th in the world and 129th in belgium for Rudest Citizens, with 36.79 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 871stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,338thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,248thMost Secular: 5,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,592ndHighest Economic Output: 6,706thLowest Crime Rates: 6,789thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,946thLargest Governments: 7,393rdLargest Populations: 7,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,261stTop
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Safest: 13,310thLargest Mining Sector: 14,821stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,231stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,334thMost Developed: 21,735thHighest Average Incomes: 23,498th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Communistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Communistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Communistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Communistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Communistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Communistica's influence in Belgium rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Communistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistica, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Communistica, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Communistican restaurants.

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