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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 642ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,101st
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Communist Winnipeg

Population29.228 billion

CapitalSuffragette City
LeaderJoe Zuken

CurrencyZuken
Animalred bear

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.228 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 4,644 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,891 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Communist Winnipeg, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 2,144th in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,199.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 642ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,367thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,144thLargest Governments: 2,155thHighest Economic Output: 2,295thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,478thLargest Populations: 2,580thMost Developed: 3,155thLowest Crime Rates: 3,502ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,015thSafest: 4,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,296thMost Cultured: 4,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,774thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,878thSmartest Citizens: 4,927thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,259thMost Influential: 7,497thNicest Citizens: 7,815thHealthiest Citizens: 7,841stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,922ndMost Inclusive: 11,270thBest Weather: 11,283rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,209thMost Income Equality: 12,609thMost Stationary: 13,292ndMost Secular: 15,806thMost Efficient Economies: 18,302ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,056thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,467th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Winnipeg lodged a message on the Manitoba Regional Message Board.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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