by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 892nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,066th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,161st
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.803 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 3,297 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,491 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and contestants on Communist Winnipeg's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 176,998th in the world and 6th in Manitoba for Most Avoided, scoring 0.33 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,066thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,161stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,603rdMost Developed: 1,619thLargest Governments: 1,705thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,026thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,250thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,652ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,833rdLargest Populations: 3,256thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,285thSmartest Citizens: 3,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,348thSafest: 3,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,774thMost Cultured: 4,176thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,603rdMost Influential: 5,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,051stNicest Citizens: 6,587thMost Pacifist: 7,113thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,318thHealthiest Citizens: 7,404thTop
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Most Secular: 9,526thHighest Average Incomes: 9,531stMost Income Equality: 10,190thBest Weather: 10,264thMost Efficient Economies: 11,586thMost Inclusive: 11,646thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,008thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,064th

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