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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 852nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 944th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,167th
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Communist Winnipeg

Population22.403 billion

CapitalSuffragette City
LeaderJoe Zuken

CurrencyZuken
Animalred bear

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.403 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 3,548 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,416 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 168,439th in the world and 6th in Manitoba for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -30.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,167thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,270thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 1,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,838thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,891stHighest Economic Output: 2,062ndMost Developed: 2,155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,654thLowest Crime Rates: 2,804thLargest Populations: 3,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,064thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,141stSafest: 3,385thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,963rdSmartest Citizens: 3,972ndMost Cultured: 4,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,521stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,656thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,663rdMost Influential: 5,664thNicest Citizens: 6,697thMost Pacifist: 7,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,482ndTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 9,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,235thMost Inclusive: 10,649thBest Weather: 11,508thMost Efficient Economies: 13,330thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,159th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
  • : Communist Winnipeg created a custom banner.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.

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