by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 874th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 950th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,134th
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.334 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 3,375 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,201 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, a video of Joe Zuken wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 142,474th in the world and 6th in Manitoba for Most Devout, with 5.43 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 874thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,293rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,698thLargest Governments: 1,706thMost Developed: 1,803rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,010thHighest Economic Output: 2,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,375thLowest Crime Rates: 2,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,926thLargest Populations: 3,133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,163rdSafest: 3,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,320thSmartest Citizens: 3,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,872ndMost Cultured: 4,301stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,414thMost Influential: 5,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,499thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,863rdNicest Citizens: 6,593rdMost Pacifist: 6,869thHealthiest Citizens: 7,051stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,254thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,734thBest Weather: 8,951stMost Secular: 9,087thHighest Average Incomes: 9,567thMost Inclusive: 10,635thMost Efficient Economies: 12,009thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,593rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,847th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, a video of Joe Zuken wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders.

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