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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,101stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,112th
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Communist Winnipeg

Population29.524 billion

CapitalSuffragette City
LeaderJoe Zuken

CurrencyZuken
Animalred bear

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.524 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 4,691 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,891 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Communist Winnipeg, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 1,966th in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 66.74 Whatever.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,101stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,112thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,186thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,966thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,185thLargest Governments: 2,189thHighest Economic Output: 2,300thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 2,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,581stMost Developed: 3,206thLowest Crime Rates: 3,546thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,968thSafest: 4,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,327thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,466thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,665thMost Cultured: 4,709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,845thSmartest Citizens: 5,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,338thMost Influential: 7,551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,897thNicest Citizens: 7,970thHealthiest Citizens: 8,063rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,927thMost Inclusive: 11,434thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,830thBest Weather: 11,940thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 12,392ndMost Income Equality: 12,421stMost Stationary: 13,128thMost Secular: 16,162ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,926th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Winnipeg lodged a message on the Manitoba Regional Message Board.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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