Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 927th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,200th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,280th
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.222 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 3,201 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,319 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 3,646th in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.6 Years.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,280thMost Developed: 1,417thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,500thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,683rdLargest Governments: 1,727thHighest Economic Output: 2,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,609thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,628thLowest Crime Rates: 3,164thSmartest Citizens: 3,222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,328thLargest Populations: 3,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,646thSafest: 3,944thMost Cultured: 4,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,373rdMost Influential: 5,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,503rdNicest Citizens: 6,563rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,424thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,590thMost Pacifist: 7,669thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 8,871stMost Secular: 9,619thBest Weather: 9,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,822ndMost Inclusive: 10,764thMost Efficient Economies: 11,911th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, Joe Zuken's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Communist Winnipeger grocery store.
  • : The People's Theocracy of United Good was struck by a Cure Missile from Communist Winnipeg, curing 19 million infected.
  • : The Red River Warriors of Warhorse was struck by a Cure Missile from Communist Winnipeg, curing 22 million infected.

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