The Dictatorship of Communist republic of Kaiden is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 586 million Communist republic of kaidenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donald Trump City. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Communist republic of Kaidenian economy, worth 44.4 trillion Communist dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,802 Communist dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist republic of Kaiden's national animal is the Republican elephant.

Communist republic of Kaiden is ranked 30,245^th in the world and 1,232^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,350.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.