The Nation of Communist Quinntopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the People with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.556 billion Quis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Qui economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,411 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Communist Quinntopia with a very polite populace, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Quinntopia's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Quinntopia is ranked 235,281^st in the world and 7,750^th in Balder for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 34.18 Whatever.