The National Commune of Communist Daphomir is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 695 million citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daphomir City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Daphomirian economy, worth 33.0 trillion luchiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,448 luchiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Daphomirian language, and Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Daphomir's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Daphomir is ranked 274,165^th in the world and 11^th in The Democratic Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,658.16 Standard Monetary Units.