by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 9,638th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,373rd
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One Struggle, One People, One Destiny.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Communist Crimean Republic

Population688 million


The United Socialist States of Communist Crimean Republic is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 688 million Crimeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crimean economy, worth 20.6 trillion Hryvinas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 29,973 Hryvinas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are thrown to the Elks to repay their debt to society, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Crimean Republic's national animal is the Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Communist Crimean Republic is ranked 63,128th in the world and 1st in The 3rd Entente for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,421.17 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Authoritarian: 9,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,373rd

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