The Federation of Communist Central Party is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 9 million Comrades hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Human economy, worth 501 billion Space Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,713 Space Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, Human watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Communist Central Party's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Communist Central Party is ranked 255,184^th in the world and 1,130^th in Europe for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 9.11 Effective Tax Rate.