The Sea of Communist Beijing Must be China is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.043 billion pwjbpwbpbpj have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Degradja-Snadja-Kavren. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ economy, worth 720 trillion Sen Paiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,936 Sen Paiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communist Beijing Must be China's national animal is the Red Admiral Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is That Asteroid.

Communist Beijing Must be China is ranked 11,666^th in the world and 317^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,314.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.