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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,765thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,070th
The Sea of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's sea
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Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Communist Beijing Must be China

Population6.097 billion

CapitalDegradja-Snadja-Kavren
Leaderh̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝
FaithThat Asteroid

CurrencySen Paier
AnimalRed Admiral Butterfly

The Sea of Communist Beijing Must be China is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.097 billion pwjbpwbpbpj have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Degradja-Snadja-Kavren. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ economy, worth 859 trillion Sen Paiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,040 Sen Paiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of H̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and untold millions of Sen Paiers are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communist Beijing Must be China's national animal is the Red Admiral Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is That Asteroid.

Communist Beijing Must be China is ranked 41,676th in the world and 1,426th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,020thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,765thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,070thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,863rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,213thLargest Black Market: 9,268thMost Devout: 9,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,614thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,647thMost Influential: 13,733rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,157thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,690thBest Weather: 16,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,583rdMost Developed: 18,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,029thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,442ndMost Inclusive: 20,795thLargest Governments: 22,809thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,511thHighest Food Quality: 25,120thHighest Average Incomes: 25,585thMost Efficient Economies: 26,296thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,601stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,727th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 121st in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionMost Devout: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 259th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 357th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 504th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 598th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 659th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 673rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 680th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 709th in the region

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