by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,591st
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Communist Beijing Must be China

Population5.043 billion

FaithThat Asteroid

CurrencySen Paier
AnimalRed Admiral Butterfly

The Sea of Communist Beijing Must be China is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.043 billion pwjbpwbpbpj have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Degradja-Snadja-Kavren. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ economy, worth 720 trillion Sen Paiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,936 Sen Paiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communist Beijing Must be China's national animal is the Red Admiral Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is That Asteroid.

Communist Beijing Must be China is ranked 11,666th in the world and 317th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,314.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Influential: 470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 792ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,591stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,855thMost Devout: 7,937thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,157thLargest Black Market: 8,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,666thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,709thBest Weather: 16,953rdMost Developed: 16,989thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,038thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,040thLargest Governments: 20,270thMost Inclusive: 20,880thHighest Average Incomes: 21,392ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,019thMost Efficient Economies: 22,717thHighest Food Quality: 24,262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,812th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 150th in the regionMost Devout: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 317th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 337th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 364th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 368th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 533rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 601st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 622nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 659th in the region

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