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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 904thMost Influential: 3,105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,147th
The Snakepire of
Democratic Socialists
4 states, 4 stars and 1 snake!
Pyatnojek I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Communist Beijing Must be China

Population890 million

LeaderPyatnojek I

CurrencySen Paier

The Snakepire of Communist Beijing Must be China is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Pyatnojek I with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 890 million Snakes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Degradja-Snadja-Kavren. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Snakee economy, worth 93.7 trillion Sen Paiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,313 Sen Paiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Beijing Must be China's national animal is the Brazilistan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Communist Beijing Must be China is ranked 17,721st in the world and 994th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 146.78 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 904thTop
Most Influential: 3,105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,120thTop
Most Inclusive: 17,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,201stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,410thLargest Black Market: 23,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 24,107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,535th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Black Market: 479th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 548th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 565th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 624th in the regionMost Influential: 838th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 865th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 926th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 940th in the region

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