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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,413thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,656th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Evil is power
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Population175 million


The Dictatorship of CommunismRulesBitches is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 175 million Servants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The powerhouse CommunismRulesBitchesian economy, worth 14.4 trillion microchips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,368 microchips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,275 per year while the poor average 9,066, a ratio of 45.9 to 1.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, and biology and religious education classes have recently been merged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CommunismRulesBitches's national animal is the Rock.

CommunismRulesBitches is ranked 76,404th in the world and 6th in The Imperial Alliance of ALA for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,632.15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,413thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,162ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,656thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,523rd
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

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