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Nudest: 1,124thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,227th
The Communist State of
Democratic Socialists
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Commune of Cali

Population2.667 billion

Capitalstonecock
LeaderAdolf Stalin
FaithCommunism

Currencypotato
Animalbear

The Communist State of Commune of Cali is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adolf Stalin with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 2.667 billion Calians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of stonecock. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Calian economy, worth 202 trillion potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,802 potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commune of Cali's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Commune of Cali is ranked 18,710th in the world and 1st in The Wolves for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,404.95 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,227thSafest: 12,290thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,461stBest Weather: 13,843rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,988thMost Secular: 18,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,239thLargest Governments: 20,361stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,711thMost Income Equality: 20,973rd

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  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Commune of Cali, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers.
  • : Commune of Cali was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Commune of Cali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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