The Republic of Commoterre is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nydia Amicus with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.863 billion Commoterriens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koinoville. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Commoterrean economy, worth 137 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. Average income is 73,786 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commoterre's national animal is the eevee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Commoterre is ranked 186,210^th in the world and 7,625^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.