The Commonwealth of Commonwealth of Slavic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mirosław Pán with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.608 billion Slavicians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chnísdo. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slavician economy, worth 118 trillion SCS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,894 SCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, the question of 'what is Mirosław Pán's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Slavic's national animal is the Kłobuk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commonwealth of Slavic is ranked 2,676^th in the world and 9^th in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,706.53 on the Hickory Productivity Index.