The Random Nation of Commonu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vance Ajik jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.378 billion Commonus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystivia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The powerhouse Commone economy, worth 106 trillion Gologs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 77,492 Gologs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonu's national animal is the Azathoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commonu is ranked 169,613^th in the world and 41^st in MJT for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,239.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.