The United Socialist States of Commen Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Left with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.686 billion Commen Unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sannas. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Commenist economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Sovas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,181 Sovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, Chairman Left's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Sannas generates millions of views, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Commen Union's national animal is the Red Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leftism.

Commen Union is ranked 230,337^th in the world and 476^th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 57.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.