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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,553rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Come in you never get out
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Comein

Population6.175 billion

CapitalThe Enshrouded Citadel
LeaderEmperor Damon I
FaithOur Father and Lord

CurrencyCredit
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Comein is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Damon I with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.175 billion Comeinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Enshrouded Citadel. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Comeinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,688 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comein's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our Father and Lord.

Comein is ranked 19,113th in the world and 88th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.06 Years.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,553rdLargest Black Market: 1,639thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,302ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,346thMost Influential: 2,418thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,847thHighest Average Incomes: 2,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,999thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,269thLargest Governments: 3,405thLowest Crime Rates: 3,574thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,789thLargest Mining Sector: 6,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,894thMost Developed: 7,092ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,237thMost Efficient Economies: 7,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,475thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,921stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,821stSmartest Citizens: 11,253rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,330thMost Secular: 15,337thMost Authoritarian: 15,998thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,729th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Comein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Comein was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Altarium.
  • : Comein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Comein, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Comein, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Comein, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Comein was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Comein, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Comein, builders across Comein are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Comein, there's a bright dawn ahead for Comein.

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