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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,181st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,562nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,093rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Come in you never get out
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.755 billion

CapitalComein City
LeaderEmperor Damon I
FaithOur Father and Lord


The Empire of Comein is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Damon I with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.755 billion Comeinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comein City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Comeinian economy, worth 738 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,685 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comein's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our Father and Lord.

Comein is ranked 48,788th in the world and 62nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Populations, with 3.75 billion Capita.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,181stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,562ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,093rdLargest Black Market: 4,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,409thLowest Crime Rates: 5,360thLargest Governments: 5,404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,830thHighest Average Incomes: 5,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,948thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,584thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 8,726thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,926thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,441stLargest Mining Sector: 11,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,756thMost Efficient Economies: 11,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,025thMost Developed: 12,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,334thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,630th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the region

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