Population | 17.201 billion |
Capital | The Black Hawks |
Leader | Red Back |
Faith | Black Hawks |
Currency | Songs Written By CoE |
Animal | Hymn of the Tireless Detagger |
The Black Hawk of Come Join Us II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Red Back with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.201 billion Hawks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Hawks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.
The all-consuming a Hawk economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Songs Written By CoEs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,399 Songs Written By CoEs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 538,523 per year while the poor average 9,777, a ratio of 55.1 to 1.
Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, Red Back is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Come Join Us II's national animal is the Hymn of the Tireless Detagger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Hawks.
Come Join Us II is ranked 70,076th in the world and 111th in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Come Join Us II published "Uepu Operation Report" (Meta: Gameplay).
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Come Join Us II published "Sacrumterra Operation Report" (Meta: Gameplay).
- : Come Join Us II published "Philippines Operation Report" (Meta: Gameplay).
- : Come Join Us II published "Danburg Operation Report" (Meta: Gameplay).