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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,434th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,124th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,621st
The United States of
Corporate Bordello
Equality and Union
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Columbian Union

Population842 million


The United States of Columbian Union is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 842 million Columbians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Columbian economy, worth 59.5 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,689 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Columbian Union's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Columbian Union is ranked 92,911th in the world and 22nd in 0000 for Most Pacifist, with 62.87 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,124thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,621stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,298thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,881stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,965th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

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