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Fattest Citizens: 4,329th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,023rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,186th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For God and Country
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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Columbia AU

Population3.23 billion

CapitalMilwaukee
LeaderKing John III
FaithProtestantism

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Kingdom of Columbia AU is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King John III with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.23 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. The average income tax rate is 7.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Columbian economy, worth 288 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,281 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-dollar charge on their phone bill, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, King John III's new android secretary is the latest media darling, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Columbia AU's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Columbia AU is ranked 158,835th in the world and 5,118th in Balder for Most Inclusive, scoring 35.17 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 4,329thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,023rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,186thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,158thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,569thMost Devout: 11,955thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,590thMost Average: 15,757thLargest Retail Industry: 16,011th
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Fattest Citizens: 261st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 288th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Average: 465th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 536th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 550th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 581st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Columbia AU's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Columbia AU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Columbia AU, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Columbia AU, King John III's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Columbia AU, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Columbia AU, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-dollar charge on their phone bill.
  • : Columbia AU's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Columbia AU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Columbia AU's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Columbia AU's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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