by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 764thMost Influential: 3,863rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,161st
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Prosperidad, Unidad, y Fuerza
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population302 million



The Kingdom of Coluazuela is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 302 million Coluazuelanoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maraquellin. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Coluazuelan economy, worth 24.0 trillion ibers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,509 ibers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, Coluazuelan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coluazuela's national animal is the troupial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coluazuela is ranked 152,989th in the world and 7,752nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 764thTop
Most Influential: 3,863rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,161stTop
Nicest Citizens: 15,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,943rd
Largest Retail Industry: 396th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 547th in the regionNicest Citizens: 853rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 882nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coluazuela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Coluazuela, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Coluazuela, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Coluazuela, Coluazuelan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Coluazuela, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Coluazuela, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Coluazuela changed its national capital to "Maraquellin" and its demonym to "Coluazuelano".
  • : Coluazuela voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Cormactopia Prime".
  • : Coluazuela voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Disease Naming Compact"".
  • : Coluazuela endorsed The Pacific States of Californian Redwood.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » Empy, Loli County, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Abject Ludicrosity, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Xagill, Eraver, The Rhein States, Castle Federation, Imperial Joseon, Seenvorland, Navigator Islands, Omnistria, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, Porlock, Hamerica, Great Bights Mum, McMasterdonia, Dar es Saalam, Sundred, The Stratosphere Islands, Shibutani, New Bremerton, Amauri, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Sockmanland, Siwale, Shadowrik, Vincone Cae, Pallaith, The Endless Eventide, United Kahndaq, Loutsland, Yaorozu, Jasminlandia, Aenglaland, Eschatosia, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Votak Matim, Joodey, Napnomadia, and 148 others.Tachycardia, Daiz, KhalChicken, Serendipita Martia, Fendlium, Noahs Second Country, Dreadton, United Anglo-America, Palgo, Valentine Z, Black Templares, Wineclaw, Sunto, Glurponia, Yemet, Praeceps, Olofin, Bhigham, Frances Francis the First of France, Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, Marrinia, Zazbor, Banana Rat, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, Avvada, Steampunk Ariel, Dabarastan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Valhalla123, Malta Comino Gozo, Conservative State of Poland, Clan Spaniel, Itallitopia, Holy Oranz, Noesantara, Selfgradatude, The Windmilluminati, Diodone, Prevaland, New Pruessen, Tianqing, Reyalda, Mandexia, Angshire, French Bananastan, Dorito Dust, Lybirit, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Ihese, Woodsend, Yokciq Empire, Plangainer, The World Capitalist Confederation, The Swedish Soviet Republic, Methor, Xentherida, Land of the Cross, Infantivore, Orven, SORT, Nisastria, Kranostav, Venezuelia, Xyrron, Warsaw-Halicz, Antiyard, Lazadonil, Novanoke, Valshire, Avastate, Thenationofthesun, Wolvenland, Alandorria, Supreme Leader Hadrian, MiaryBhalzhack, Ponantine, Harrys, New Lakemba, New Octicarg, Kulgatha, Humptalumpta, Wilkshire, Pleroma Sans Romans, Nistriabar, Greifenburg, The Austro Germanic Union, Baldova, MAACAU, Sachi, 2 and 2 is Fish, Panama Coalition, Westinor, Revolutionary Sealand, Dangine, Old Emporia, Kelvaros Prime, The Iron Lions, Lendara, Varola, Dadastan Archipelago, Calamazo, The United Capital of Adam, Aratani, Ozstan, Some Random TNP Nation, Unshleepd, United Federation of Murica, Yohannes, United Socialist Democratic, Neo Hungarica, Yukti, Grapefruite, Wisconsota, Mooe, Hyphen, Kobagia, Aeolist, Prydania, Chukstik Illahi, The Most Freedom Ever, British Pacific Islands, Eravonia, Pra Keerick, The Gamer Party, Asgardira, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Volstokn, Soviet Terran, Ice and Tinian, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Alice Gardens, Godwanna, Schnuftelland, Solskjar, Sea Ghost, New Flos, Maott, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Californian Redwood, and 9003.

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