The Confederacy of Colsares is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rip Studwell with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.403 billion Colsari hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sperm Bank City. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Colsari economy, worth 113 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,410 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, too many developers spoil the codebase, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colsares's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Colsares is ranked 19,213^th in the world and 613^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,394.13 Tourists Per Hour.