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Most Secular: 2,244th Most Authoritarian: 4,070th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,375th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Your life is worthless
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Colopirest

Population684 million

Currencydenier
AnimalSnitch

The Oppressed Peoples of Colopirest is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 684 million Colopirestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Colopirestian economy, worth 39.1 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,172 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colopirest's national animal is the Snitch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colopirest is ranked 47,319th in the world and 946th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,218.18 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Secular: 2,244thMost Authoritarian: 4,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,375thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,857thMost Extreme: 10,741stMost Influential: 11,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,926th
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Most Secular: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 219th in the regionMost Conservative: 253rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 318th in the regionMost Extreme: 357th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 426th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 481st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 485th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colopirest was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kyo's Sons of Toerana.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Colopirest, protestors are soaking piles of deniers in blood to make a point about government incomes.

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