The Viceroyalty of Colonies of Free Temeria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Viceroy of Temeria with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.544 billion Temerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wyzima. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Temerian economy, worth 181 trillion Temerian orens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,509 Temerian orens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonies of Free Temeria's national animal is the Temerian falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Melitele.

Colonies of Free Temeria is ranked 16,821^st in the world and 1,164^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 15.08 Bank.