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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 467thMost Influential: 941stHealthiest Citizens: 5,031st
The Viceroyalty of
Father Knows Best State
Temerians, unite
Viceroy of Temeria
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Colonies of Free Temeria

Population4.424 billion

CapitalNew Wyzima
LeaderViceroy of Temeria

CurrencyTemerian oren
AnimalTemerian falcon

The Viceroyalty of Colonies of Free Temeria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Viceroy of Temeria with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.424 billion Temerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wyzima. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Temerian economy, worth 586 trillion Temerian orens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,584 Temerian orens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonies of Free Temeria's national animal is the Temerian falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Melitele.

Colonies of Free Temeria is ranked 137,870th in the world and 7,070th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 556.41 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 467thMost Influential: 941stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 5,031stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,293rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,281stMost Developed: 7,479thBest Weather: 8,255thHighest Food Quality: 9,041stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,088thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,614thMost Patriotic: 9,809thNicest Citizens: 9,844thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,460thLargest Governments: 10,563rdMost Cultured: 10,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,836thSmartest Citizens: 10,903rdMost Inclusive: 11,233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,702ndSafest: 11,750thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,475thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,768thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,671stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,509thHighest Average Incomes: 20,719thMost Secular: 23,428thMost Efficient Economies: 23,603rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 287th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 319th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 320th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360th in the regionMost Patriotic: 387th in the regionMost Developed: 462nd in the regionBest Weather: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 478th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 486th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 516th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 527th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 538th in the regionMost Cultured: 555th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 557th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 559th in the regionLargest Governments: 561st in the regionNicest Citizens: 568th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 576th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 589th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 648th in the regionMost Inclusive: 652nd in the regionSafest: 663rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 666th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 713th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 724th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 732nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 736th in the regionMost Stationary: 813th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 855th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 889th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 892nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 917th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 978th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,009th in the regionMost Secular: 1,102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,226th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,267th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,297th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 272 » Yaorozu, Ethnon, Guer Aike, Valentine Z, Notyoutopia, Prydania, Koda-Land, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Former English Colony, Omnistria, Shibutani, Seenvorland, Xagill, Dreadton, Frances Francis the First of France, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Orado, Corfad, Kranostav, Clan Spaniel, New Lakemba, Dar es Saalam, Unshleepd, Sikol, Sunto, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Necromonia, Seanat, Joodey, Zeternia, Eraver, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Loutsland, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Maott, and 222 others.Napnomadia, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Unsophisticate, Azzarel, Soviet Terran, Harjad, Aerilia, Holy Oranz, Lulubellia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Solcius, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Intion North, The Stratosphere Islands, Animu Place, Pasargad, Ellbonnia, Fascist Democracy, Yellops, The Jerichowan Country, Liminyj, Felora, New Michag, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, Glurponia, Folenz, Tyirza, Nova Arcania, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, ForestMythal, Liberum Hibernia, Perikuresu, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Andanavia, Singamadri, Sopernia, Logovets, Tibus Heth, Anungu, AmManies, Rising Sakura, Tachycardia, Paradeavenlisian States, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nuronte, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, ChristianVille of the USA, Nordic-British Union, Hellsinky, Laurendon, Kwaj, Capitista, Laudesia, Sojenre, Kastonvia, Q w e r t y, Holy Marcus Empire, Altivia, Destroedor, Aeolist, Keld, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Aenglaland, Klodma, Ayuzhhhhh, The Erie Doctrine, Jaded Grammarians, Imperial Pieserged, Federation Terra Australis, El Guajuila, Pazair, Dakota Territories, DarThvadrville, Bongo Mountain, Khoik, Pinguioris, Malta Comino Gozo, KAP03land, 01010011 01101011 01111001 01101110 0110, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Regallio, Artelesia, Morachia, Landraya, The Arverni Lands, Kandorith, Oannia, Blyskalia, Waystar Fujiwara International, Just Vibin, Gragadoia, -Azteca Mexico, Bapaving, Gorundu, Bagojo, Brandilee, Flurbleland, Sinelona, Inspiratus, Ice and Tinian, Hozhor, GPT-3, Welfared New Ukraine, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Nifaria, Buckerino, Hulldom, Westphalie, Loli County, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Ahssn, Ilonan, Zaldir, United Kahndaq, Proserpino, Neavira, Varisland, Thought Obliteration, Gurou, Hippogriffia, SORT, Filibustra, Hentaigraado, Amerislovakia, Omicron Persei V111, Erisgauq, Weeb cult, Old Emporia, La F, Travislavania, Plangainer, Jupi Utopia, Artoriticitys, Valiacorkit, Napnap, United States of Dictators, Leo Islands, Galbadiana, Dinoium, Sannius, Joevala, Esteneng, Prevaland, Sakupolis, Selfgradatude, Zemnaya Svoboda, Rainengrad, Federal Union of the North, The Zheng Dynasty, Heilhum Imperius, Trillius, Tape, Bardopia, Kormisia, Pinky Queen, Immanuelia, Lovarpia, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Britle, Unitarian Universalism, Sagittarian, Banaus, Saldam, Piura, Lefevrerismo, Neweath, Scroplia, Dai Nippon Teikaku, Libertarianists States, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Smib, Diodone, Inferior Impor, Imperialist Kondor, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Sechiole, Etaima, Larcos, Alfenheim, Sea Star Islands, Antiyard, Guslantis, Choi Aeguka, Yamantau, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Aekp, Lumnoscherya, Neptunian Military Administration, Yokciq Empire, SteelFists, Cowbridge, Liberepublia, and Your Own Medicine.