The Viceroyalty of Colonies of Free Temeria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Viceroy of Temeria with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.424 billion Temerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wyzima. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Temerian economy, worth 586 trillion Temerian orens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,584 Temerian orens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonies of Free Temeria's national animal is the Temerian falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Melitele.

Colonies of Free Temeria is ranked 137,870^th in the world and 7,070^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 556.41 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.