The Viceroyalty of Colonies of Free Temeria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Viceroy of Temeria with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.364 billion Temerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wyzima. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Temerian economy, worth 296 trillion Temerian orens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,368 Temerian orens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonies of Free Temeria's national animal is the Temerian falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Melitele.

Colonies of Free Temeria is ranked 54,557^th in the world and 1,411^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 407.33080180812 Days.