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Most Valuable International Artwork: 439thMost Pacifist: 1,539thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,843rd
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Stand Strong
President Jake Crafter
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Colonalia

Population2.775 billion

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Jake Crafter

CurrencyCon
AnimalPhoenix

The Republic of Colonalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.775 billion Colonalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 406 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,429 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Colonalian lands, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, lobster tastes best when it is red, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 161,318th in the world and 165th in Spiritus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,175.03 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 439thMost Pacifist: 1,539thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,843rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,019thSafest: 2,050thNicest Citizens: 2,124thMost Inclusive: 2,187thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,579thBest Weather: 2,814thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,185thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,714thLowest Crime Rates: 3,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,810thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,026thHealthiest Citizens: 4,448thMost Developed: 4,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,786thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,610thLargest Governments: 5,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,954thSmartest Citizens: 6,642ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,216thMost Influential: 7,434thMost Cultured: 7,906thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,134thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,313thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,835thMost Secular: 8,980thMost Efficient Economies: 9,147thHighest Average Incomes: 13,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,307th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Forensics Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Colonalian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Legendus, Urran, Matrixulated, Haremm, Consigahria, The Salaxalans, Mistillania, and Asd State.

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