by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 898thMost Secular: 1,250thMost Pacifist: 1,538th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Stand Strong
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.227 billion

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Jake Crafter


The Republic of Colonalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.227 billion Colonalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 618 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,291 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Colonalia, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 216,781st in the world and 299th in Spiritus for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -387.37 on the Hayek Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 898thMost Secular: 1,250thMost Pacifist: 1,538thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,849thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,905thSafest: 1,929thNicest Citizens: 2,080thTop
Best Weather: 2,233rdMost Inclusive: 2,283rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,503rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,108thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,585thLowest Crime Rates: 3,660thHealthiest Citizens: 4,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,202ndMost Developed: 4,395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,095thLargest Governments: 5,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,852ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,977thMost Influential: 6,217thSmartest Citizens: 6,431stMost Cultured: 7,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,770thMost Efficient Economies: 8,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,566thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,384thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,617thMost Income Equality: 19,009th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Effectual Recycling".
  • : Colonalia was endorsed by The Glorious Republic of Belands.
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Kuriko"".
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend The Red Fleet"".
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Marine Protection Act".
  • : Colonalia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Fancy Bois.
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "GMO International Trade Accord".
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions on Forced Eugenics".
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Valanora".
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions on Forced Eugenics".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 12 » Legendus, Urran, Matrixulated, Haremm, The Salaxalans, Asd State, Feirmont, Kialga, Simultopia, Kasadea, Fancy Bois, and Belands.

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