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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,290th Safest: 5,446th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,832nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Stand Strong
President Jake Crafter
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Colonalia

Population914 million

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Jake Crafter

CurrencyCon
AnimalPhoenix

The Republic of Colonalia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 914 million Colonalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 94.7 trillion Cons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,659 Cons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 16,300th in the world and 43rd in Spiritus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.3 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,290thSafest: 5,446thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,832ndMost Pacifist: 7,325thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,371stMost Inclusive: 8,513thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 9,611thMost Developed: 10,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,899thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,436thHealthiest Citizens: 11,452ndBest Weather: 11,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,745thLowest Crime Rates: 14,635thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,851stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,548thMost Efficient Economies: 16,300th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Safest: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Colonalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, in a baffling press conference President Jake Crafter proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonalia, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Phili Manuk, Daziria, Legendus, and Urran.

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