The Republic of Colonalia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 534 million Colonalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Colonalian economy, worth 45.8 trillion Cons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,704 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix.

Colonalia is ranked 86,692^nd in the world and 142^nd in Spiritus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 100,649.34 Standard Monetary Units.