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Colonalia

Population6.071 billion

CapitalPort Sutherford
LeaderPresident Jake Crafter

CurrencyCon
AnimalPhoenix

The Republic of Colonalia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jake Crafter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.071 billion Colonalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sutherford. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonalian economy, worth 928 trillion Cons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,905 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Colonalian language, too many developers spoil the codebase, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonalia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonalia is ranked 2,701st in the world and 11th in Spiritus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,512.18 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,250thMost Secular: 1,384thMost Pacifist: 1,459thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,690thSafest: 1,781stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,850thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,903rdBest Weather: 2,033rdNicest Citizens: 2,058thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,260thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,417thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,957thHighest Food Quality: 3,164thLowest Crime Rates: 3,200thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,513thHealthiest Citizens: 3,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,943rdMost Developed: 3,970thMost Influential: 4,223rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,314thLargest Governments: 4,540thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,806thSmartest Citizens: 6,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,126thMost Efficient Economies: 7,243rdMost Cultured: 7,314thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,439thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,624thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,743rdHighest Economic Output: 20,743rdMost Stationary: 21,093rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Interregional Recruitment".
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Border Policy".
  • : Colonalia endorsed The Matriarchy of Chaozien.
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Advancement of Anti-Fascist Action".
  • : Colonalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Advancement of Anti-Fascist Action".
  • : Colonalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Salvage Laws"".
  • : Colonalia withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Salvage Laws"".
  • : Colonalia was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Chaozien.

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