|Capital||New Coloamerica City|
|Faith||Holy Coloamerican Catholicism|
|Currency||United Socialist Dollar|
|Animal||The Filthy Bourgeoisie|
The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.705 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Coloamerican economy, worth 954 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,750 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Awkward Adages of Geektopia.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Holy Empire of The Great Sunderlanian Empirical Rule.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Lucky Beartopia of The Nation of the People of the Nation.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Awkward Adages of Geektopia.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Great Sunderlanian Empirical Rule.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Lucky Beartopia of The Nation of the People of the Nation.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Community of Sanjira.
- : Coloamerica endorsed The Hard Working Nation of Tital Mania.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Community of Sanjira.
- : Coloamerica was endorsed by The Hard Working Nation of Tital Mania.
Endorsements Received: 56 » Eloscape, Pirataria, Le Libertia, Raghallaigh, Mancheseva City, Free Rosabell, Ipsonasia, Arvigiel, Polgaria, Dat Countreh, Brickfield, Bolger, Acapais, Lethen, Terra Potestatem, Emastalia, Purple Ruthenia, Gabingston, Akeland, Vlazinova, Caffeinated, Poquaoi, Kingdom of Stargard, West Wirral, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Trizkobinad, Katkasistan, United Federation of Bressil, Andradus, Primorye Oblast, Tassaland, Penlopa, New France Republic, Pygania, P0ptr0pica, Sablania, ShadyStans, The Democratic Peoples, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Baobab-Bumbaria, The Republic of IceIceJay, Caprinia, Cyberpunk, The Lost Men, Lurinsk, Disney Know it Alls, Deliber, Ecolaria, Patriotic Poland, Laudesia, and 6 others.Fernlass, Tital Mania, Sanjira, The Nation of the People of the Nation, The Great Sunderlanian Empirical Rule, and Geektopia.