by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 978thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,729thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,094th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
Preserving traditional values while making more money
Czar Alekzandr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.705 billion

CapitalNew Coloamerica City
LeaderCzar Alekzandr
FaithHoly Coloamerican Catholicism

CurrencyUnited Socialist Dollar
AnimalThe Filthy Bourgeoisie

The United Socialist States of Coloamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Czar Alekzandr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.705 billion Coloamericans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coloamerica City. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Coloamerican economy, worth 954 trillion United Socialist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,750 United Socialist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coloamerica's national animal is the The Filthy Bourgeoisie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Coloamerican Catholicism.

Coloamerica is ranked 190,466th in the world and 502nd in Europeia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.72 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Influential: 978thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,729thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,094thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,697thBest Weather: 10,567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,425thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,315thLargest Populations: 15,407thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,595thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,924thHighest Economic Output: 19,524thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,384th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the region

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