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Most Valuable International Artwork: 363rdRudest Citizens: 2,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,095th
The Haram of
Capitalist Paradise
🅶🅾🅳 is my regent.
Barack Hussein Obama
Influence
Apprentice
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Colin Advance Wars

Population1.451 billion

CapitalTemple Prime
LeaderBarack Hussein Obama
FaithWakeism also known as Islam

CurrencyPOWER OF 🅶🅾🅳
AnimalToy Soldier

The Haram of Colin Advance Wars is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Barack Hussein Obama with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.451 billion Serfs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temple Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth 221 trillion POWER OF 🅶🅾🅳s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,651 POWER OF 🅶🅾🅳s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 764,018 per year while the poor average 17,130, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and Barack Hussein Obama's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colin Advance Wars's national animal is the Toy Soldier, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wakeism also known as Islam.

Colin Advance Wars is ranked 187,553rd in the world and 51st in Temple Prime for Most Authoritarian, with 357.24 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 363rdRudest Citizens: 2,136thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,095thFattest Citizens: 3,581stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,651stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,122ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,010thLargest Mining Sector: 6,134thMost Avoided: 8,321stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,356thLargest Retail Industry: 8,464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,539thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,939thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,387thHighest Average Incomes: 13,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,171stMost Secular: 15,521stMost Efficient Economies: 15,697thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,418thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,964thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,824thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,245th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colin Advance Wars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Colin Advance Wars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Colin Advance Wars's influence in Temple Prime fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Colin Advance Wars's influence in Temple Prime rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Colin Advance Wars was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Colin Advance Wars updated the World Factbook entry in Temple Prime.
  • : Following new legislation in Colin Advance Wars, Barack Hussein Obama's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Following new legislation in Colin Advance Wars, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Colin Advance Wars, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Colin Advance Wars, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.

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