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Most Valuable International Artwork: 247thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,478thRudest Citizens: 2,632nd
The Strategic Big BRAIN of
Capitalist Paradise
Charge, foward greatness!!!
Founder / I love Federation of Sarawak.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Colin Advance Wars

Population508 million

CapitalBlue Monk

AnimalDead Orange Star Toy Soldiers

The Strategic Big BRAIN of Colin Advance Wars is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 508 million Weird Elf Soldiers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Monk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Colin Advance Warsian economy, worth 68.7 trillion POWER OF MONIES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 135,224 POWER OF MONIES, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 720,263 per year while the poor average 13,365, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, large areas of Colin Advance Wars are not accessible by the public, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colin Advance Wars's national animal is the Dead Orange Star Toy Soldiers, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Colin Advance Wars is ranked 28,017th in the world and 2nd in Battleship for Nudest, with 210.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 247thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,478thRudest Citizens: 2,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,303rdFattest Citizens: 3,768thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,305thMost Avoided: 4,468thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,718thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,865thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,286thLargest Mining Sector: 9,513thLargest Retail Industry: 10,136thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,314thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,032ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,015thHighest Average Incomes: 17,303rdMost Pro-Market: 17,474thMost Efficient Economies: 18,115thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,607thMost Secular: 20,328th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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