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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,633rdMost Secular: 3,638thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,145th
The Holy golden lucky state of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Colfes

Population1.049 billion

Capitalcolfes city
Leadersanta

Currencygold
Animalcow

The Holy golden lucky state of Colfes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by santa with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.049 billion Colfesans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of colfes city. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colfesian economy, worth 135 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,819 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Colfes's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Colfes is ranked 11,406th in the world and 2nd in Allied Conservative States for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Secular: 3,638thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,145thMost Armed: 4,427thLargest Mining Sector: 7,569thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,029thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,505thRudest Citizens: 10,036thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,406thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,678thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,705thLargest Retail Industry: 14,641stMost Developed: 17,313thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,575thHighest Average Incomes: 19,151stMost Cultured: 19,918th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colfes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Colfes, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Colfes, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Colfes, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Colfes, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Colfes, the 'sing-a-long with santa' album is a popular souvenir.
  • : Colfes endorsed The Armed Republic of My New-Germany.
  • : Colfes's influence in Allied Conservative States rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Colfes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Colfes changed its national animal to "cow".

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Democratic Kingdom of South India, Ostrilasia, and My New-Germany.

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