The Holy golden lucky state of Colfes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by santa with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.049 billion Colfesans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of colfes city. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colfesian economy, worth 135 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,819 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Colfes's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Colfes is ranked 11,406^th in the world and 2^nd in Allied Conservative States for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.