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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,892nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,465th Largest Retail Industry: 14,163rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Kill All Vegemite
Civil Rights
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Cold New Zealand

Population32 million


The Republic of Cold New Zealand is a small, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 32 million Cold New Zealandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The strong Cold New Zealandian economy, worth 2.00 trillion kis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,640 kis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kiwis with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cold New Zealand's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cold New Zealand is ranked 73,185th in the world and 2,552nd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 54.45 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,465thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,163rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 164th in the regionMost Average: 352nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 404th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 707th in the region

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