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Colbiia

Population1.242 billion

CapitalVlad
LeaderKing Colbii 1
FaithColbiism

CurrencyColbiian Credits
AnimalBoston Terrier

The Kingdom of Colbiia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Colbii 1 with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.242 billion Colbiians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.8%.

The all-consuming Colbiian economy, worth 137 trillion Colbiian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 110,993 Colbiian Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over King Colbii 1's expected child, it is illegal to liberate slaves, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colbiia's national animal is the Boston Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Colbiism.

Colbiia is ranked 86,991st in the world and 4th in Appalachian Entente for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,281.1 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,484thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,933rdLargest Black Market: 15,169th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, tabloids coo over King Colbii 1's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, neighboring nations are tired of Colbiia's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Vlad make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Colbiia, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.

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