The RIP Daft Punk of Cokoland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.353 billion Cokolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 87.4 trillion Cokos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,622 Cokos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Mermaid Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cokoland is ranked 38,087^th in the world and 1,227^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,298.04 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.