The Vapianised state of Cokoland is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 561 million Cokolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 38.0 trillion Cokos a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,786 Cokos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Cokos to support "struggling" industries, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, and Leader claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cokoland is ranked 134,616^th in the world and 5,664^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 56.11 on the Hayek Index.