The Republic of Cokoland is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 391 million Cokolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cokolandian economy, worth 24.2 trillion Cokos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,981 Cokos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and the entire entry for Cokoland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cokoland is ranked 156,206^th in the world and 6,834^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 93.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.