Population | 4.067 billion |
Capital | Castönë |
Leader | King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy |
Faith | No official religion |
Currency | Coconuts |
Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Golden Zombie of Cokoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.067 billion Cokolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 313 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,997 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the government has been criticized for giving away Cokoland's territory to anyone who claims it, and nations that kill a Cokolandian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No official religion.
Cokoland is ranked 230,492nd in the world and 17th in Just relax for Most Patriotic, with 3.13 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cokoland lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Cokoland lost the endorsement of
The State of Zarbik.
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Cokoland lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Cokoland seized the position of Just relax WA Delegate from
The State of Zarbik.
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Cokoland was endorsed by
The Oppressed Peoples of QFC.
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Cokoland endorsed
The Oppressed Peoples of QFC.
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Cokoland endorsed
The Socialist Republic of Mint Lands.
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Cokoland lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Cokoland lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Cokoland created a new poll in Just relax: "Hee Hee Haw".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Maxconian Khal,
Mint Lands, and
QFC.