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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,213th
The Laconically Dormant User of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Calista Morales
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Cohuila Y Tejas

Population4.81 billion

CapitalMagna Americae
LeaderCalista Morales

CurrencyNational pound

The Laconically Dormant User of Cohuila Y Tejas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Calista Morales with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.81 billion Tejano have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Americae. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tejano economy, worth 813 trillion National pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,064 National pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Magna Americae's water use, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and an eye for an eye leaves Cohuila Y Tejas blind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cohuila Y Tejas's national animal is the Longhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cohuila Y Tejas is ranked 13,749th in the world and 344th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 77.95 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,682ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,213thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,367thLargest Black Market: 4,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,805thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,135thRudest Citizens: 6,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,944thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,978thMost Efficient Economies: 7,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,347thMost Influential: 13,348thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,614thSmartest Citizens: 13,749thMost Secular: 18,816thMost Average: 20,352ndLargest Governments: 20,660thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,186thMost Patriotic: 22,609thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,073rdMost Developed: 24,285thHealthiest Citizens: 25,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,478th
Most Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 116th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 164th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionMost Average: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 321st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 334th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Stationary: 376th in the regionMost Patriotic: 440th in the regionLargest Governments: 445th in the regionMost Secular: 462nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 474th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 482nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515th in the regionLargest Populations: 515th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 545th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 586th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 618th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 667th in the regionMost Armed: 733rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 761st in the region

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