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Most Secular: 174thMost Advanced Public Education: 178thMost Cultured: 324th
The Free Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
Influence
Power
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Coffin-Breathe

Population30.412 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.412 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 7,752 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 254,929 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, glamping Coffin-Breathren won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 268,846th in the world and 1st in Greifenreservat for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.19 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Secular: 174thMost Advanced Public Education: 178thMost Cultured: 324thLeast Corrupt Governments: 328thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 407thLargest Welfare Programs: 416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 420thMost Pacifist: 427thSmartest Citizens: 444thMost Beautiful Environments: 462ndMost Developed: 510thLongest Average Lifespans: 543rdHealthiest Citizens: 549thHighest Food Quality: 566thSafest: 577thLargest Publishing Industry: 585thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 602ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 613thHighest Average Tax Rates: 656thNicest Citizens: 661stLargest Governments: 724thLowest Crime Rates: 793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 948thMost Inclusive: 1,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,165thBest Weather: 1,216thHighest Economic Output: 1,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,764thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,608thLargest Populations: 3,992ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,521stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,424thMost Influential: 9,842ndTop
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Most Stationary: 14,506thMost Income Equality: 15,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,606thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,533rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, glamping Coffin-Breathren won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, Coffin-Breathish novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about primus inter pares.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, children usually cry on their first day of school.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, when their backs are against the walls Coffin-Breathren look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, Coffin-Breathe's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.

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