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Most Advanced Public Education: 425th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd Largest Publishing Industry: 776th
The Free Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Coffin-Breathe

Population21.212 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.212 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 3,111 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 146,688 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 46,335th in the world and 1st in Greifenreservat for Most Stationary, with 225.59154312132 Days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rdLargest Publishing Industry: 776thLeast Corrupt Governments: 810thMost Rebellious Youth: 832ndMost Pacifist: 869thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 900thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,044thMost Developed: 1,133rdMost Cultured: 1,176thHealthiest Citizens: 1,181stSmartest Citizens: 1,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,474thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,522ndTop
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Safest: 1,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,786thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,283rdNicest Citizens: 2,791stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,802ndHighest Economic Output: 3,218thLargest Governments: 3,603rdMost Secular: 3,699thBest Weather: 3,768thLargest Populations: 4,621stMost Inclusive: 4,625thLowest Crime Rates: 4,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,425thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,364thHighest Average Incomes: 13,098thMost Influential: 13,399thNudest: 14,875th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the nation leads Greifenreservat in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.

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