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Most Advanced Public Education: 254thMost Pacifist: 381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 461st
The Free Lands of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Coffin-Breathe

Population27.354 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by primus inter pares with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.354 billion Coffin-Breathren love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 5,880 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 214,980 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 242,944th in the world and 4th in Greifenreservat for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 254thMost Pacifist: 381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 461stLargest Welfare Programs: 462ndMost Cultured: 504thLeast Corrupt Governments: 505thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 522ndMost Developed: 580thLargest Publishing Industry: 586thMost Secular: 601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 604thMost Beautiful Environments: 630thSafest: 637thLongest Average Lifespans: 643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 654thHealthiest Citizens: 663rdSmartest Citizens: 681stHighest Food Quality: 745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 888thMost Rebellious Youth: 914thNicest Citizens: 963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,017thLargest Governments: 1,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,343rdMost Inclusive: 1,488thBest Weather: 1,674thHighest Economic Output: 1,898thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,521stLargest Populations: 4,145thHighest Average Incomes: 6,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,644thMost Efficient Economies: 6,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,944thMost Influential: 11,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,289thTop
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Most Stationary: 18,019thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,839th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, Primus inter pares's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Coffin-Breathe was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, board shorts have replaced board rooms.

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