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Most Advanced Public Education: 367thMost Secular: 591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 605th
The Free Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Coffin-Breathe

Population23.435 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 23.435 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 3,796 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 161,982 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, all the playground's a stage for Coffin-Breathish schoolchildren, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 223,502nd in the world and 4th in Greifenreservat for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -25.07 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 367thMost Secular: 591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 605thMost Pacifist: 630thLargest Publishing Industry: 757thLeast Corrupt Governments: 802ndMost Rebellious Youth: 811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 868thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 879thMost Developed: 910thMost Cultured: 1,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,097thHealthiest Citizens: 1,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,222ndSmartest Citizens: 1,267thSafest: 1,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,534thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,875thNicest Citizens: 2,169thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,502ndHighest Economic Output: 2,984thBest Weather: 3,118thMost Inclusive: 3,408thLowest Crime Rates: 3,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,095thLargest Populations: 4,453rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,256thHighest Average Incomes: 11,178thTop
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Most Influential: 14,051stMost Income Equality: 15,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,895thMost Efficient Economies: 17,993rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coffin-Breathe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, all the playground's a stage for Coffin-Breathish schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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