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Most Advanced Public Education: 363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 555thMost Secular: 587th
The Free Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
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Coffin-Breathe

Population23.178 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 23.178 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 3,702 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,753 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Primus Inter Pares Pics" has made primus inter pares's mom a celebrity. Crime is totally unknown. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 203,510th in the world and 3rd in Greifenreservat for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.53 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 555thMost Secular: 587thMost Pacifist: 652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 833rdMost Rebellious Youth: 837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 845thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 898thMost Developed: 910thLeast Corrupt Governments: 946thMost Cultured: 1,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,091stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,106thHealthiest Citizens: 1,118thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,210thSmartest Citizens: 1,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,385thSafest: 1,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,677thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,901stTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,207thLargest Governments: 2,572ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,576thHighest Economic Output: 3,038thBest Weather: 3,046thMost Inclusive: 3,439thLowest Crime Rates: 3,753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,451stLargest Populations: 4,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,016thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11,429thMost Influential: 14,371stMost Income Equality: 15,277thMost Efficient Economies: 17,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,719th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Primus Inter Pares Pics" has made primus inter pares's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, Primus inter pares's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, Coffin-Breathren refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.

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