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Most Advanced Public Education: 352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589thMost Pacifist: 620th
The Free Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
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Economy
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Coffin-Breathe

Population25.066 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.066 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 4,274 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,538 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, Primus inter pares's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, immigrants who don't like the taste of Coffin-Breathish Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 225,535th in the world and 4th in Greifenreservat for Most Patriotic, with 0.43 Flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589thMost Pacifist: 620thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 698thLargest Publishing Industry: 727thMost Rebellious Youth: 732ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 742ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 827thMost Developed: 865thMost Cultured: 873rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,039thHealthiest Citizens: 1,051stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,082ndSmartest Citizens: 1,182ndSafest: 1,235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,287thHighest Food Quality: 1,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,727thNicest Citizens: 2,011thLargest Governments: 2,229thTop
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Best Weather: 2,775thHighest Economic Output: 2,819thMost Inclusive: 2,967thLowest Crime Rates: 3,113thMost Secular: 3,210thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,225thLargest Populations: 4,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,477thHighest Average Incomes: 10,539thTop
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Most Influential: 13,098thMost Efficient Economies: 14,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,355thMost Income Equality: 21,020thMost Stationary: 22,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,593rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, immigrants who don't like the taste of Coffin-Breathish Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, Primus inter pares's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Coffin-Breathe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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