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Nudest: 281stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,560th
The Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We like coffee
Barista
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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CoffeeSqueeze

Population23.701 billion

LeaderBarista

Currencybean
Animalbee

The Protectorate of CoffeeSqueeze is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barista with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.701 billion CoffeeSqueezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong CoffeeSqueezean economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,057 beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to CoffeeSqueeze as a reminder of their "special relationship", no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime is totally unknown. CoffeeSqueeze's national animal is the bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CoffeeSqueeze is ranked 178,703rd in the world and 17th in Australia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 281stTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,560thLargest Populations: 4,974thMost Pacifist: 5,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,586thMost Cultured: 5,667thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,864thSmartest Citizens: 6,062ndMost Influential: 6,530thHighest Economic Output: 7,588thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,725thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,347thHealthiest Citizens: 9,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,977thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,944thNicest Citizens: 11,111thSafest: 11,444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,853rdTop
10%
Most Stationary: 12,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,191stMost Secular: 13,595thMost Inclusive: 14,764thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,560thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,031stBest Weather: 19,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,275th
Top
5%
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in CoffeeSqueeze, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in CoffeeSqueeze, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in CoffeeSqueeze, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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