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Nudest: 249thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,659th
The Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We like coffee
Barista
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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CoffeeSqueeze

Population24.626 billion

LeaderBarista

Currencybean
Animalbee

The Protectorate of CoffeeSqueeze is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barista with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, humorless population of 24.626 billion CoffeeSqueezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong CoffeeSqueezean economy, worth a remarkable 2,276 trillion beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,459 beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is totally unknown. CoffeeSqueeze's national animal is the bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CoffeeSqueeze is ranked 166,781st in the world and 17th in Australia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Nudest: 249thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,659thLargest Populations: 4,876thMost Pacifist: 5,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,413thMost Cultured: 5,636thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,858thSmartest Citizens: 6,220thMost Influential: 6,292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,489thHighest Economic Output: 7,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,112thHighest Food Quality: 8,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,343rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,477thNicest Citizens: 10,609thMost Stationary: 11,256thSafest: 12,086thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,938thMost Secular: 13,118thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,589thMost Inclusive: 14,375thBest Weather: 17,233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,859th
Top
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze lodged a message on the Australia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in CoffeeSqueeze, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in CoffeeSqueeze, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in CoffeeSqueeze, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in CoffeeSqueeze, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : CoffeeSqueeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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