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Most Politically Free: 2,782ndHighest Crime Rates: 7,076thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,328th
The Rogue Nation of
Anarchy
Drink coffee and hurt yourself
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction

Population7.723 billion

Currencycoffee beans
Animalcivet

The Rogue Nation of Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.723 billion Coffee-Fueled Self Destructionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Coffee-Fueled Self Destructionian economy, worth 293 trillion coffee beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,065 coffee beans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,217 per year while the poor average 3,068, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military spending is on the increase, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction's national animal is the civet, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction is ranked 15,747th in the world and 6th in Birb for Most Extreme, scoring 45.24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Politically Free: 2,782ndHighest Crime Rates: 7,076thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,328thMost Extreme: 15,747thMost Pro-Market: 15,974thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,716thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,759thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,207thHighest Drug Use: 18,387thMost Armed: 18,487thRudest Citizens: 23,273rd
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 148th in the regionMost Armed: 148th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 212th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 222nd in the regionNudest: 260th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Avoided: 266th in the region

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