The Rogue Nation of Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.723 billion Coffee-Fueled Self Destructionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.
The strong Coffee-Fueled Self Destructionian economy, worth 293 trillion coffee beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,065 coffee beans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,217 per year while the poor average 3,068, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.
Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military spending is on the increase, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction's national animal is the civet, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 90 dismissed Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction as NP@ of Damnation.
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction relocated from Egos to Birb.
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction's influence in Egos rose from "Zero" to "Power".
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction relocated from Birb to Egos.
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction endorsed The Queendom of Sunday Drive on I80.
- : Coffee-Fueled Self Destruction was admitted to the World Assembly.