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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,774th Nicest Citizens: 2,841st Largest Welfare Programs: 3,437th
The Kingdom of
Left-Leaning College State
Together, we will overcome all forms of tyranny.
King Alexander
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Coconut Palm Island

Population3.397 billion

CapitalLargo Beach
LeaderKing Alexander

CurrencySand Dollar
AnimalLeopard Gecko

The Kingdom of Coconut Palm Island is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.397 billion Coconut Palm Islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Largo Beach. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coconut Palm Islandian economy, worth 387 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,103 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a third of Coconut Palm Islanders are e-certified CEOs, no one is worried about government policies any more, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coconut Palm Island's national animal is the Leopard Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coconut Palm Island is ranked 3,437th in the world and 8th in United Kingdom for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,477.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,774thNicest Citizens: 2,841stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,512thHighest Drug Use: 5,459thMost Pacifist: 6,107thMost Inclusive: 6,333rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,087thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,699thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,930thMost Developed: 10,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,544thSafest: 10,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,564thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,606thLowest Crime Rates: 13,225thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,239thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,544thBest Weather: 13,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,115thMost Cultured: 14,229thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,524thLargest Governments: 14,994thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,441st
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coconut Palm Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Coconut Palm Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Coconut Palm Island's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Coconut Palm Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Coconut Palm Island, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Coconut Palm Island, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Coconut Palm Island, a third of Coconut Palm Islanders are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Coconut Palm Island, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Coconut Palm Island, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Coconut Palm Island, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.

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