|Leader||Lord Gogoch V|
|Faith||Church of the Holy Margaret|
The Sultanate of Coconut Isle is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Gogoch V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.854 billion Fruity Tooties are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Coconut Islean economy, worth 221 trillion Coconuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,156 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, Coconut Isle's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coconut Isle's national animal is the Coconut Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Holy Margaret.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Esportiva rose from "Zero" to "Vassal".
- : Coconut Isle relocated from Neo esportiva to Esportiva.
- : Coconut Isle lodged a message on the Neo esportiva Regional Message Board.
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Neo esportiva rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Neo esportiva rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Neo esportiva rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Neo esportiva rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Neo esportiva rose from "Envoy" to "Ambassador".
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Neo esportiva rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Coconut Isle's influence in Neo esportiva rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".