by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,607th Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,763rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,056th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
endorse that is my middle name
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population210 million

CurrencyMexican Euro

The Empire of Cocoltd is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 210 million Cocoltdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The all-consuming Cocoltdian economy, worth 21.3 trillion Mexican Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 101,529 Mexican Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Party members are derided as class traitors, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cocoltd's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cocoltd is ranked 35,309th in the world and 1,958th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,187.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,607thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,763rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,791stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,805thRudest Citizens: 14,038thMost Influential: 14,624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,427thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,888th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 416th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 432nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 547th in the regionRudest Citizens: 606th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 624th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 691st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 848th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 857th in the region

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