by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 796thMost Influential: 1,095thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,428th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We don't rule, We live.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.553 billion


CurrencyDamascus Rose

The Empire of Cobrallstain is a massive, safe nation, ruled by James with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.553 billion Cobrallstainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canadia. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cobrallstainian economy, worth 882 trillion Damascus Roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,920 Damascus Roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the government seizes all major gold finds, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobrallstain's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cobrallstain is ranked 175,226th in the world and 8,714th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.44 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 796thMost Influential: 1,095thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,428thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,384thMost Developed: 4,866thMost Efficient Economies: 4,987thMost Devout: 5,064thLargest Governments: 5,439thMost Cultured: 5,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,831stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,539thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,800thHighest Average Incomes: 6,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,918thSmartest Citizens: 7,009thHealthiest Citizens: 7,317thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,562ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,963rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,584thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,835thLargest Mining Sector: 13,838thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,369thHighest Economic Output: 18,202nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Devout: 208th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Cultured: 265th in the regionLargest Governments: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 284th in the regionMost Developed: 285th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 297th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 327th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 368th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 374th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 382nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 397th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 401st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 404th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 408th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 417th in the regionMost Influential: 430th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 448th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 471st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 521st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 568th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 579th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 621st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 718th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 731st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 758th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 783rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 879th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 193 » Territorio di Nessuno, Sunto, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Kasazzastan, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Acrabinnia, Shadowrik, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Sundred, Wilkshire, Kwaj, Egalico, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Frances Francis the First of France, Sea Ghost, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Former English Colony, Steampunk Ariel, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, New Pruessen, Ethnon, Dreadton, Noahs Second Country, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, New Bremerton, Selfgradatude, PlanetPunk, Jasminlandia, 1 very fast endotarter, Wineclaw, Maott, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Guer Aike, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Pasargad, Sil Dorsett, Amauri, Holy Oranz, Siwale, and 143 others.Astrind, Zumlandia, Glurponia, Kobagia, Loutsland, British Pacific Islands, Steraz, SORT, Sockmanland, Wisconsota, Orado, Bearical, Valhalla123, Rkainjel, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Daiz, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Pallaith, McMasterdonia, General COE, The Stratosphere Islands, Votak Matim, Miruma, Faircliff, Orven, Ponantine, Abject Ludicrosity, Tellavinna, Nakayo, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Fizban, Wallachian People, Lendara, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Xagill, Kranostav, Yukti, Pazair, Empy, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Tachycardia, Newpromisedland, Eravonia, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Equestrian Commonwealth, New Trisone, Serendipita Martia, Castle Federation, Diodone, Black Templares, Aratani, Maestros haven, Palgo, Valentine Z, New Lakemba, Fendlium, Praeceps, Volstokn, Angshire, Cobleck Weleis, Northern Glory, New Flos, Avemterra, Loli County, Jovian Knights, Imperial Joseon, Lungha, God Leon, Hamerica, Navigator Islands, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Porlock, Kelvaros Prime, Ereena, Mandexia, Dakota Territories, Woodsend, Universal State Formula, Haminkwarea, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Eschatosia, Xyrron, Psychotic Vegans, Olofin, Bhigham, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, Jellies Island, The Windmilluminati, Prevaland, The United Federal Nation, Lybirit, Reyalda, Crader, The World Capitalist Confederation, Dorito Dust, Land of the Cross, Plangainer, The Galactic Triumvirate, Infantivore, Nisastria, Novanoke, Avastate, Greifenburg, Harrys, Nistriabar, Varola, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Some Random TNP Nation, Unshleepd, Yohannes, United Federation of Murica, Grapefruite, Mooe, Pra Keerick, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Eastern Bahia, 9003, Rescadra, Houstino, Astronomical, and South Reinkalistan.

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