The Colony of Cobra Card Sales is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.782 billion traders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving Elite economy, worth 278 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 73,737 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,006 per year while the poor average 15,040, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cobra Card Sales's national animal is the Cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cobra Card Sales is ranked 141,747^th in the world and 180^th in Bytes for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 437.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.