The Cheat Unit of Cobra Car is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cobra Car with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.639 billion Cobra Carians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raos. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The powerhouse Cobra Carian economy, worth 580 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,418 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown. Cobra Car's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Cobra Car is ranked 111,451^st in the world and 2^nd in Abyss Watchers for Most Pacifist, with 75.67 cheeks turned per day.