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Most Armed: 232ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 253rdRudest Citizens: 261st
The Cargo Port of
Capitalist Paradise
We Deliver Prosperity.Your Vital Link to World Trade.
CEO Natalie Porter
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cobleck Weleis

Population3.411 billion

CapitalLiloy
LeaderCEO Natalie Porter

CurrencyShipping container
Animalleopard 🐆

The Cargo Port of Cobleck Weleis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Natalie Porter with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.411 billion Welexians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cobleck Welexian economy, worth 990 trillion Shipping containers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 290,280 Shipping containers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,660,204 per year while the poor average 3,370, a ratio of 789 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cobleck Weleis's national animal is the leopard 🐆, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobleck Weleis is ranked 69,908th in the world and 3,467th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 22.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Armed: 232ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 253rdRudest Citizens: 261stHighest Crime Rates: 270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 303rdLargest Retail Industry: 326thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 396thFattest Citizens: 424thLargest Gambling Industry: 481stMost Influential: 484thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 514thMost Avoided: 716thHighest Disposable Incomes: 720thMost Efficient Economies: 783rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,153rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,658thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,875thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,594thLargest Mining Sector: 2,618thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,378thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,991stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,999thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 11,654thMost Cultured: 11,865thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,910thMost Secular: 13,326thHighest Economic Output: 16,962ndHighest Drug Use: 18,566th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 114th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 234th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 302nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 394th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 409th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 508th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 527th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 550th in the regionMost Cultured: 571st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 657th in the regionLargest Black Market: 671st in the regionMost Secular: 726th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cobleck Weleis was endorsed by The Federation of Frahnkzaden.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Cobleck Weleis was endorsed by The Federation of U S Eh.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Cobleck Weleis #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.

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