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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 169thMost Armed: 280thRudest Citizens: 328th
The Cargo Port of
Capitalist Paradise
We Deliver Prosperity.Your Vital Link to World Trade.
CEO Natalie Porter
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Cobleck Weleis

Population2.606 billion

LeaderCEO Natalie Porter

CurrencyShipping container
Animalleopard 🐆

The Cargo Port of Cobleck Weleis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CEO Natalie Porter with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.606 billion Welexians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cobleck Welexian economy, worth 672 trillion Shipping containers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 258,117 Shipping containers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,359,133 per year while the poor average 3,080, a ratio of 765 to 1.

The CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cobleck Weleis's national animal is the leopard 🐆, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobleck Weleis is ranked 540th in the world and 22nd in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 442.71 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 169thMost Armed: 280thRudest Citizens: 328thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 374thHighest Crime Rates: 379thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 392ndLargest Retail Industry: 514thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 540thFattest Citizens: 574thLargest Gambling Industry: 652ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 937thMost Avoided: 974thMost Efficient Economies: 1,394thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,455thMost Influential: 1,519thTop
Most Pro-Market: 1,848thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,171stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,415thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,910thHighest Average Incomes: 2,996thLargest Mining Sector: 3,039thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,749thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,580thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,355thHighest Drug Use: 10,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,725thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,874thMost Secular: 11,899thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,318thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,328thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,916th
Most Pro-Market: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 257th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 266th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 516th in the regionMost Influential: 560th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 583rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 617th in the regionMost Secular: 627th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 649th in the regionLargest Black Market: 734th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 735th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 781st in the region

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