by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,317thHighest Crime Rates: 3,074thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,125th
The Republic of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Not related to the much-missed Lake of Fur
Leader
Influence
Dominator
Grand Poobah of Elks Lodge #4331
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Coatrack of Fur

Population6.807 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Coatrack of Fur is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.807 billion Coatrack of Furians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Coatrack of Furian economy, worth 572 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 84,079 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,671 per year while the poor average 23,796, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coatrack of Fur's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coatrack of Fur is ranked 141,253rd in the world and 1st in Region Number 8 for Most Stationary, with 200.94607278332 days.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,317thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,074thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,125thFattest Citizens: 5,085thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,107thMost Avoided: 7,490thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,436thMost Armed: 18,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,268thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,474th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coatrack of Fur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Coatrack of Fur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Coatrack of Fur, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Coatrack of Fur, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Coatrack of Fur, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Coatrack of Fur, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Coatrack of Fur, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Coatrack of Fur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Coatrack of Fur, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Coatrack of Fur was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".

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