Population | 1.873 billion |
Capital | Krastol |
Leader | Napoleon Bonaparte |
Faith | Bonapartism |
Currency | Pebble |
Animal | Monkey |
The Incorporated States of Coards Coremstrus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon Bonaparte with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.873 billion Coards Coremstrusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krastol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Coards Coremstrusian economy, worth 273 trillion Pebbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,777 Pebbles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 731,440 per year while the poor average 16,278, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.
Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and a rusted hulk in Krastol harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Union of Cavalier States. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coards Coremstrus's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bonapartism.
Coards Coremstrus is ranked 64,492nd in the world and 5th in Union of Cavalier States for Smartest Citizens, with 39.75 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Coards Coremstrus's influence in Union of Cavalier States fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
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Coards Coremstrus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Coards Coremstrus's influence in Union of Cavalier States rose from "Sprat" to "Power".
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Coards Coremstrus, a rusted hulk in Krastol harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Union of Cavalier States.
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Coards Coremstrus, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
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Coards Coremstrus, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense.
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Coards Coremstrus, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
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Coards Coremstrus, Coards Coremstrusians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
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Coards Coremstrus altered its national flag.
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Coards Coremstrus relocated from Balder to Union of Cavalier States.