The Empire of Coalora is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Coalora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.064 billion Coalorans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coalora City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Coaloran economy, worth 556 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 269,604 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,802 per year while the poor average 49,181, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.
Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coalora's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coalora was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
- : Coalora voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Coalora, little girls are in tears as Emperor Coalora confiscates their pink princess ballgowns.
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