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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 819th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,003rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,228th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hippity, hoppity, stay off my property.
Emperor Coalora
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Coalora

Population2.064 billion

CapitalCoalora City
LeaderEmperor Coalora
FaithChristianity

Currencydollar
Animalbison

The Empire of Coalora is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Coalora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.064 billion Coalorans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coalora City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coaloran economy, worth 556 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 269,604 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,802 per year while the poor average 49,181, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coalora's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Coalora is ranked 34,355th in the world and 133rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,286.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 819thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,003rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,228thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,689thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,796thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,797thMost Influential: 1,917thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,928thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,106thLargest Retail Industry: 2,109thHighest Average Incomes: 2,323rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,393rdLargest Black Market: 2,489thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,866thMost Armed: 3,297thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,492ndMost Avoided: 3,953rdRudest Citizens: 4,165thLargest Mining Sector: 4,519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,466thMost Devout: 6,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,233rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,288thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,217thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,091stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,775thFattest Citizens: 10,193rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,650thSmartest Citizens: 12,509thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,629thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,832ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,585thMost Conservative: 15,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,256th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 65th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Coalora was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
  • : Coalora voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Coalora, little girls are in tears as Emperor Coalora confiscates their pink princess ballgowns.

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